100 Years – Life Simulator

Living to 100 isn’t easy, especially when your life starts with crawling toward your mom or dad like it’s the final round of a reality show. 100 Years – Life Simulator is a gloriously unhinged 3D choose-your-own-life adventure, where the only guarantee is that every decision you make will lead somewhere weird, wonderful, or wildly regrettable.

You begin as a baby. You choose which parent to crawl to. Choose wrong? Well, you might die. It’s that kind of game. From there, the simulation sprints headfirst through elementary school heartbreak, camping trips, haunted Halloween parties, and aggressive power-washing side quests, letting you shape your character’s life moment by moment.

Each year brings a fork in the road, sometimes literal, sometimes emotional. Do you eat lunch alone or shoot your shot with your crush? Pick a banana costume or risk Joker-style beef with shirtless Batman? Scrub toilets for your dad or run away into the woods with truant teens? These choices are often absurd, but they ripple out in surprising ways. Miss a hug as a toddler? You might end up skipping college. Choose world peace in church? Congrats, you might unlock angel beams from the heavens. It’s like The Sims had a baby with a philosophy class… and then let a YouTuber raise it.

What makes it work is how breezy and punchy it all feels. The levels are short, the choices come fast, and the cause-and-effect feedback loop is both hilarious and sobering. A single misstep might send you to a dead-end or a dance party, or both. You can always restart your life and try again, making new choices to reach different outcomes. Think Butterfly Effect, but with more poop jokes and s’mores.

Sure, it’s silly. But beneath the meme energy and chaos, 100 Years – Life Simulator quietly nails the core appeal of life sims: the fantasy of consequence, the thrill of progression, and the satisfaction of seeing where your weird little decisions take you.