Anger of Stick 5

Anger of Stick 5 kicks the door down like it’s got nothing left to lose, and honestly, that’s kind of the point. It’s not trying to win any beauty pageants. It just wants to throw you into a stick-figure warzone where zombies are everywhere, helicopters are raining down bullets, and you’re one chainsaw away from total carnage. And yes, it’s as fun as it sounds.

The story? Some shady group rolls into town turning innocent people into the undead. You, the no-nonsense stick hero, step in with six unlockable buddies and an ever-growing arsenal to mop up the mess. It’s classic brawler chaos with an RPG twist: earn EXP, level up, buy stronger weapons, and upgrade them until your fists (or robot firepower) solve every problem.

There’s a surprising amount of variety here. One minute you’re clearing stages solo in Single Mode, the next you’re teaming up in Jombie Mode (yes, that’s zombie with a J, just roll with it). Between acrobatic beatdowns, ragdoll physics, and ridiculous upgrades like mech suits and machine guns, every level feels like a new excuse to go full John Wick.

Even better? It’s only 40MB. Yes, this barely-there game runs buttery smooth on even the most ancient phones, and somehow still looks crisp while you’re curb-stomping hordes of mutant freaks.

Anger of Stick 5 doesn’t pull punches, or make much sense, but that’s half the fun. It’s the kind of game that feels like chaos bottled into stickman form. It’s loud, dumb, endlessly replayable, and a total blast when you just need to blow off steam… preferably with a rocket launcher.