Animal Revolt Battle Simulator

If you’ve ever wanted to recreate childhood toybox anarchy, but with more laser-firing dinosaurs, Animal Revolt Battle Simulator (ARBS) is your golden ticket to a glorious, janky battlefield.

This physics-driven sandbox lets you pit T-rexes with helicopter blades for arms against ancient heroes, flying sharks, and even giant melons in a spectacle of flailing limbs and spittle-worthy sound effects. The fun lies in the mayhem: bodies whip around like inflatable car lot mascots, forts crumble under weightless hippo-headed hydras, and ragdoll physics gleefully ignore the laws of nature.

Freshly out of Early Access, ARBS boasts a fort-building system, a unit creator for your most deranged ideas, and an FPS mode so janky it circles right back to genius. Whether you’re orchestrating epic boss fights or just slamming Achilles into a megalodon for the hundredth time, this Overwhelmingly Positive-rated oddity invites you to embrace the chaos, crank the physics to 11, and build the most hilariously unstoppable beast army imaginable.