Anomalous Coffee Machine

At some point, every visual novel asks you to make a choice. Anomalous Coffee Machine asks you to make 180 of them, and then chug the consequences.

You meet a girl. She’s strange, cryptic, kind of cute, and just so happens to be guarding a reality-warping coffee machine that takes voice commands like it’s cursed by the gods of caffeine and chaos. You’re not given much to go on, other than: “Type something. See what happens.” So, like any rational person, you type “coffee.”

She drinks it.

Nothing weird happens.

Then you type “lava.”

And now she’s on fire.

Anomalous Coffee Machine doesn’t follow a story so much as it dares you to build your own. It’s a sandbox of absurdity dressed like a visual novel, and every word you type is a fuse. Want a cup of “time”? Sure. A cup of “death”? Go ahead. A cup of “cup”? You freak. It might just work.

Each liquid keyword can trigger anything from subtle mood shifts to full-blown bodily transformations, lewd animations (yup, those exist), or unexpected cosmic horror. There are over 150 transformations, 50,000 words of dialogue, and more endings than a dream written during a fever.

There’s no win state. No real goal. Just an invitation to poke the universe with a keyboard and see what leaks out.

Like SCP-294 put through a horny blender, Anomalous Coffee Machine is less of a game and more of an experience, a digital Rorschach test served in steaming cups of chaos. Type in something dumb. Drink it. Regret nothing.

Just don’t ask for “normal.” The machine doesn’t do that.