DEEEER Simulator

Strap in your antlers and prepare for a wild ride: DEEEER Simulator is a sandbox of sheer absurdity where you, a low-poly deer, trade frolicking in fields for dual-wielding pistols and dropkicking sheep cops through city streets. This “Slow-Life Town Destruction Game” lets you rampage through two bite-sized maps, raising your “wanted” meter by terrorizing everything from innocent pedestrians to a massive corgi police mech, all while your deer sprouts an arsenal of guns that’d make John Wick jealous.

It’s janky, it’s glitchy, and it’s downright hilarious, like GOAT Simulator on an existential bender. Despite its sloppy controls and performance hiccups, there’s an undeniable charm in donning a Gundam suit to rocket-punch polar bear transformers. Sure, levels are small and content shallow, but DEEEER’s gleeful nonsense delivers a string of “WTF” moments that’ll leave you cackling.

It’s far from polished, but if you’re hunting for 90 minutes of chaotic, antlered anarchy, DEEEER Simulator is a goofy fever dream worth prancing into.