Rogue Slime

You’ve never feared something this squishy.

Rogue Slime takes the addictive loop of roguelike deckbuilders and squishes it into a charmingly gelatinous package, a mash-up of card-based combat, resource juggling, and procedural chaos, all starring a cast of adorable murder-pudding protagonists. It’s fast, smart, and just unpredictable enough to keep each run feeling like you’ve stepped into a completely new blob’s life story.

Every match starts in your humble slime village, where you can tinker with gear, craft the perfect starter deck, and equip perks that’ll (hopefully) keep your gooey champion alive a little longer this time. From there, it’s off to procedurally generated battlegrounds, jungles, towers, wastelands, each crawling with uniquely deadly enemies and randomized events. Want to gamble half your HP to open a cursed chest? Of course you do.

It’s not just about the luck of the draw. With over 400 items, 100 enemies, and 50 perks to mix and match, Rogue Slime lets you cook up delightfully broken builds that hit like a truck or stack status effects like a sadistic poker dealer. Whether you’re leaning into poison synergy, raw damage, or hyper-defensive stall tactics, there’s always a weird new combo to discover, or a dumb decision to regret.

And when you’re done conquering the AI, there’s PVP: your slime versus someone else’s. It’s like Pokémon meets Slay the Spire, only way more wobbly.

Don’t let the bouncy vibes fool you, Rogue Slime may be cute, but it plays like a card-crawling killer.