Totally Reliable Delivery

Totally Reliable Delivery Service begins with a promise: you are the last, best hope for on-time shipping. The catch? You have the hand-eye coordination of a sock puppet and the motor skills of a shopping cart in a windstorm.

This is a ragdoll physics sandbox masquerading as a delivery sim, but don’t let the word “sim” fool you, nothing here behaves like it should, and that’s the entire point. You’ll sprint, leap, grapple, flop, crash, and occasionally succeed in getting a package from point A to point B… sometimes with the help of a forklift mounted on balloons.

At its core, TRDS is QWOP with purpose: each arm is individually controlled, so picking up a box is an act of physical comedy. Putting that box into a helicopter and flying it to a moving blimp? That’s performance art. Playing alone is a meditative disaster. Add friends, though, and you’ve got a fully operational chaos machine, crashing into each other, flinging packages into the sea, and occasionally teaming up to accomplish actual goals.

The game world is enormous, sectioned into unlockable zones that each offer their own flavors of physics-flavored nonsense. Whether you’re diving into a windy wingsuit race, outlasting laser-wielding aliens, or awkwardly surfing through foam to revive a friend in multiplayer, there’s always something dumb and delightful to get distracted by. And yes, there’s a Teddy Bear scavenger hunt. Of course there is.

Vehicles are hit or miss, literally. Some, like go-karts or forklifts, are intuitive enough to feel (relatively) precise. Others, like helicopters, turn each delivery into an airborne panic attack. But even when things go sideways, and they will, it’s hard to be mad when you’re laughing this much.

Sure, the controls are janky, the bugs are many, and your delivery driver looks like they were built from clay by a sleep-deprived toddler. But that’s the magic. TRDS isn’t about flawless performance. It’s about turning failure into slapstick, and slapstick into shared hysteria.

Totally Reliable Delivery Service isn’t reliable, but it is a riot. If you’ve got a few friends and a high tolerance for chaos, this absurd delivery job might just deliver your next favorite multiplayer mess.